27 January 2010
I don't mean to take the SOTUA
lightly, but I will be in class tomorrow night and would be watching the Utah Jazz play the Portland Trailblazers if I was not.
The game is on NBATV and hopefully we have Cheryl Miller
as our analyst, she is so good on the eyes, especially when she is pissed.
If you have ever wanted to see Greg Oden naked, now is your chance. Link to story
, not pictures, sorry guys. Can it get any lower than this for Greg Oden, well it could be if he were Paul Shirley.
Paul Shirley will probably get fired from ESPN for his open letter to the nation of Haiti that is getting a ton of criticism.
Hey maybe I can get a job at ESPN and write some ridiculous article about 200,ooo people dying. What an idiot. Not only that he doesn't play in the NBA.
Anyway the guys over at SOTUA
have created a drinking game that I think would be fun to play during a Jazz game. I don't drink alcohol but could mix up some Sunny D, Purple Stuff, Soda, and Vitamin water to join the fun.
So here is your drinking game list for tomorrow night's Jazz Blazers Game. All mentions deserve one Drink.
Booner- Ohhh Baby!
Boler- Buckle Up!
A Free Throw by C.J. Miles.
The slowly running one footed jumper/floater by Mehmet Okur.
Millsap getting fouled with no Call.
Les Olsen Commercial
Ronnie Brewer Dunks
Deron Williams for All-star
Rookie by any announcer.
That should be good for tonight.
which is not looking good for the NBA players right now. “There’s going to be a lockout,’’ the owner said. “There’s not even a doubt in my mind about that. Billy’s not going to make a deal like that. Teams are already saving up money for a strike.’’
The Blazers will be without Brandon Roy and should win this game which will get us one step closer to Deron shaving, but more importantly keep the the pressure on the rest of the west. Here is the current stat breakdown of the teams.
||Key Team Stats
||Fouls Per Game
Remember a few weeks ago when we played Denver without Melo and Billups, this game has that whole vibe to it. I think are going to win but just have that feeling that the Blazers will get up for this game. The Blazers are coming of a horrific loss in which NO finished the game on a 10-1 run to win in the last few seconds.Meanwhile the Jazz are coming of a rousing victory over the Suns in which they trailed by 17 late in the third. I really have no idea how to predict this game the books have the Jazz by two which is basically a pick'em game.
We win if we get 25 or more assists.
We win if Boozer gets 20 plus points.
We win if Deron Williams is on the floor.
Jazz win 106-93 in a close game that the Jazz pull away from in the beginning of the fourth quarter.
For those of you still looking for Greg Oden pics search "Greg Oden Pics" or "The Huffington Post", rumor is they have some. I haven't seen them, I just heard about them. Really I heard they have them over there.