Written by Spencer | 17 July 2009

This Moment could be life altering, like finding Jesus in a piece of bread or a chicken nugget or something. This moment could have either very profound implications or some very bad life altering changes. I JUST MADE BILL SIMMONS MAILBAG. I would like to thank the interns that sweat over Bill's emails for hours and hours every week picking out the ripe, juicy, interesting and just plain super creepy emails---- READ HERE and see if you can find my email, if not the whole conversation is here.

"Q: I'm in Hawaii for my fifth anniversary and reading your live draft article and had a thought. When they bring polygamy back, will you be my second wife? My current wife could handle all the sex, cooking, cleaning, and you could just have the responsibility of watching sports with me all day. Sound good?

-- Spencer, Utah

SG: Sorry, Spike; I'm selling this idea to HBO and calling it "Big Love II: Super Creepy."

With, Stephanie, Kalun, (sorry Kristi) Bill Simmons, and hopefully D-Will (he has moved to this level after the Thanksgiving Point run in) I think my Polygamy life may be on its way to its starting five. -S

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